Okay so that was a joke.... I still have zits everywhere. BUT. This does clear up my face :) Sooo have at it.
1. FACE MASK
So basically we just wash our faces with some mild cleanser first. THEN, sprinkle some baking soda in a bowl. I never measure, but if you want a guesstimate I'd say... a tablespoon? Then squeeze 3-5 squirts of facewash into the bowl and make a paste. Then just put it on your face for 5 minutes, rinse off, and voilllaaa. If it stings when you wash it off... you left it too long. You might have to go for 3 minutes. It should exfoliate when you're rinsing too. Anyways... that's that.
2. THEN.... VINEGAR
So this trick I learned just today and it freaking WORKS, MAN! :) So just take a cotton ball after you've done the ^^ face mask ^^ and literally just rub some Apple Cider Vinegar all over your affected areas :) Face, neck, chest, back, butt... whereever those lil suckers pop up ;) ANYWAYS... it should sting like a mofo and smell freaking DISGUSTING, but literally within 10 minutes your zits will be pretty much retracting into your skin. It works. Trust me. I am a pizza face... I'd know.
:) miracle worker :) ^^